February 15, 2015

Thank you ladies! Lent fasting just got even MORE interesting!

Since Lent is just around the corner...here is something DISGUSTING that will make it even worse! I just saw that Helena Bonham Carter posed naked with a LARGE Tuna fish clasped tightly between her legs...to support the Blue Marine Foundation. Thank you Helena, as if I wasn't grossed out enough with a previous Fish story AND PICTURE of an opened tuna can with tiny eyes peering out of it...with this lovely headline..."Mom finds tongue eating parasite staring out of tuna can"!! http://www.wonderwall.com/movies/HelenaBonham-Carter-Poses-Nude-with-a-Tuna-1859489.story and ...there is this! http://www.examiner.com/article/parasite-tuna-mom-finds-tongue-eating-parasite-staring-out-of-tuna-can

December 09, 2013

Ass Clowns and Bearded Ladies!

Just got back from a BP trip extraordinaire number #18...or close to that. This trip was brought to you by the phrase, ASS CLOWN! And Ass Clown(s) were definitely out in full force all weekend. Please refer to the trip home picture for possible luncheon ideas! Please refer to the glass elevator picture of another "BP" group that put us to shame! We wanna be them when we grown up! This trip was marred only by my inability to regain youth. Damnit!! Also, OUR ie BP's inability to consume mass quantities of drink and food without caving in to sleepy gassy hoggy stinky bithy ness before midnight...sigh.

January 16, 2013

I'm back from the great beyond!

...or not! I just happened onto my old forgotton blog and thought...what the hell...maybe I should try and "catch up". never mind easier to start over I think... Another sleepless night due in part to snoring husband and farting dog...or vice versa. I need to get up in 1.5 hours and be perky and driven to frost! I bet the donuts will be ugly today! Not to mention the "froster"! My good dog Petey sittin' beside me as I type. He's taken to "purring" lately when you pet his ears and face. odd, but then, he always has been. Our house is empty now as the boys are back at school and I sure miss my new little Benji boyo...(my brand new grandson). Daughter presented us with him on 12/12/12. Sweet birthday is it not? I cannot wait until I can smell his sweet fat baby neck and kiss his soft baby hair. sigh love at first sight for sure! I'm gonna make a pot of black as hell coffee and drink the pot before I get ready for work. It's going to be a long donkey ass day. hee haw

November 24, 2010

Gobble Goble Gobble

Well in two days it will be Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday of all time. We are going to have a cold one this time too. Seems like the past turkey days the kids have all been wearing shorts. I'm going to stay all night at Moms tomorrow and have a sleepover. We are going to clean and cook and maybe drink some vino and watch TV et all. I'm looking forward to it. We're having traditional turkey and dressing, mashed taters and gravy and lots of pie! yayyyy Last year we all went to Omaha and Katie, Mom, STeven and I went Black Friday Shopping. First and last time for me. I bought nothing present wise...but it was fun anyway. This year Katie will be working. She is on the radio from 6 am until noon on Thursday and Friday. Sucks.
Katie won't be back...again. When she left the building...she left the building! Depressing as hell really. Andrew will be back tomorrow...weather permitting. Of course Al is here but due to wrestling and weight loss pending he might not be enjoying the feast as much as usual. I love wrestling but I hate that he has to lose weight.
Well...I am thankful we are all in as good of health as we are and with as big a family as Mark has...that's saying a lot. Happy Turkey Day...gotta go...am fading fast.