July 22, 2017
I just got onto my blog and read some old posts...hahaha omg....who was I? Was that really me? My how the years change...OR NOT! Pissin' Petie is still...pissin' petie! Damn his hide! Since he is old now and has fewer teeth (random note...I found one laying in the entryway just the other day...I don't think it was mine)we started buying "soft" food. WEll, I WAS fixing him eggs, bacon and leftover meat from the shop into a gorgeous omlette everytime he looked at me with his begging eyes, but that came to a screeching halt when he began getting enormous and begging everytime I came into the room....Mark said...time for soft food. yuck That crap is gross...don't know how he eats it...but worse? It's even GROSSER when he has an accident which he did sometime this morning!! aghhhhhhhhh I'm ready to rip my carpet out...omg....I've been steam cleaning since 7 am and I still don't feel like I got it out. In other news: today, Andrew turns 26 and is off our insurance. He is celebrating by working out cuz he now pays for his own and gets compensated for being healthy. woo hooo! I don't remember what I did when I turned 26 but you can bet it didn't involve being healthy. On that note I better go make some eggs...or find a pop tart!
February 15, 2015
Since Lent is just around the corner...here is something DISGUSTING that will make it even worse! I just saw that Helena Bonham Carter posed naked with a LARGE Tuna fish clasped tightly between her legs...to support the Blue Marine Foundation. Thank you Helena, as if I wasn't grossed out enough with a previous Fish story AND PICTURE of an opened tuna can with tiny eyes peering out of it...with this lovely headline..."Mom finds tongue eating parasite staring out of tuna can"!! http://www.wonderwall.com/movies/HelenaBonham-Carter-Poses-Nude-with-a-Tuna-1859489.story and ...there is this! http://www.examiner.com/article/parasite-tuna-mom-finds-tongue-eating-parasite-staring-out-of-tuna-can
December 09, 2013
Just got back from a BP trip extraordinaire number #18...or close to that. This trip was brought to you by the phrase, ASS CLOWN! And Ass Clown(s) were definitely out in full force all weekend. Please refer to the trip home picture for possible luncheon ideas! Please refer to the glass elevator picture of another "BP" group that put us to shame! We wanna be them when we grown up! This trip was marred only by my inability to regain youth. Damnit!! Also, OUR ie BP's inability to consume mass quantities of drink and food without caving in to sleepy gassy hoggy stinky bithy ness before midnight...sigh.
January 16, 2013
...or not! I just happened onto my old forgotton blog and thought...what the hell...maybe I should try and "catch up". never mind easier to start over I think... Another sleepless night due in part to snoring husband and farting dog...or vice versa. I need to get up in 1.5 hours and be perky and driven to frost! I bet the donuts will be ugly today! Not to mention the "froster"! My good dog Petey sittin' beside me as I type. He's taken to "purring" lately when you pet his ears and face. odd, but then, he always has been. Our house is empty now as the boys are back at school and I sure miss my new little Benji boyo...(my brand new grandson). Daughter presented us with him on 12/12/12. Sweet birthday is it not? I cannot wait until I can smell his sweet fat baby neck and kiss his soft baby hair. sigh love at first sight for sure! I'm gonna make a pot of black as hell coffee and drink the pot before I get ready for work. It's going to be a long donkey ass day. hee haw