I am a consumer of shampoos...an addict really. I love to buy shampoo. I can't seem to stop. I guess I'm looking for that miracle cure...that one perfect combination of chemicals that will magicaly transform me into someone I am not...a big haired sorority girl, a thick maned saucy wench, a shiney tressed perfume girl at the cosmetics counter at a mall...so far...no luck at all. I have thin mousy hair that tends to hang limply. In fact my locks have sort of a sad sack thing going on. My hair energy level is zero. My bounce is flat. Anyway...my husband motioned at me the other day. He asked me why, as I took out a couple of new bottles of shampoo from the shopping bag, I felt the need to buy more hair washing material? I was startled by the question. "Because we were almost out" I told him surprised that he had noticed. Sadly he shook his head and motioned for me to follow him up the stairs to the bathroom. He gently took my hand and said "Honey, look in the shower and tell me if you really needed to buy more shampoo." I opened the door and counted about 12 half full (or half empty) bottles of shampoo gleaming from every available inch of space. "Well" I muttered "I don't take a shower very often I usually take a bath and besides this one is going to make me hair gleam like a Fall day, and this one is infused with essence of something that will make my hair grow thicker!" He just stared at me and said "You need help!" and walked off. I had to admit as I tried to find empty space to store the new poos maybe I did have just a tad too many. The towels were sitting in a neat pile beside the bathroom cupboard and the cupboard itself was holding 2 washclothes a hand towel and about 16 bottles of hair hopes, the bathtub was ringed by containers with names like Herbal Essence, Biolage, Suave, various baby shampoos, Chamomile infused, Lavendar scented, and too many other to name. I'm going to have to face up to it. Maybe there is a 12 step program I can join...if anybody knows of one...please let me know. I don't know how long I can hold off buying new goodies...HELP! I'm having a bad hair day!!!
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