Wee Willy Ain't So Wee Is He? OR Free Willy!

My dear Jo Jo the Dancing Girl...aka VIP BP...I must inform you that YES you do need 2 Willies. Why you can have twice the fun you could have had with just one! There are SO many uses for two Willies. One being that when you and your loved one are in a tiff or a little lovers quarrel...Give him one and you can just...Well, fence...Err....Spar so to speak. It might bring a twinkle in your eye or a trickle...Err...Whatever comes first. ( very big grin ) I can't really think of another reason right now to have two but I'm sure there are plenty. Perhaps a hat rack? I dish towel holder? A...doughnut holder comes to mind. I've got it! You know how some people leave their Christmas tree up all year and decorate it with the changing seasons? You could do that with your Willy. Sit a witch on the top for Halloween, a turkey for Thanksgiving, an angel astride it for Christmas. You get the picture. Yah...a new trend. You ARE a trend setter Jo...Don't you ever never foget it!