Shit Ass Leaf Lettin Inner Living Room CNN Tuning In Fer The Dog Jackass

You ever had to rake leaves out of your...living room? When I got home tonight I found my patio door wide open (my hubby left it open and the TV tuned on to CNN for our dog Petey...how damn sweet, while he and several other Nebraska Husker and late night entertainer admirers went on a 2 day trip to watch the big game while his and the other men/asses wives remained behind to work their freaking brains off) and a lovely fall arangement of leaves decorating my living room floor. It was soo purty I wanted to just leave it there and admire it for days...days...and days...but I couldn't take it and had to vacuum them up...son of a...Nuff Said