Elvis Has Left The Building

Have you ever got down on your hands and knees and sniffed an entire room, carpet strand by carpet strand because you think you smell dog pee? me either... I mean, well, I've thought about doing that. But who in their right mind would actually stoop to doing that? What if you actually FOUND the spot. I mean wouldn't that really suck the big one. gag Have you ever had about 5 margaritas and then, after you've woken up a few hours later, backed out of a driveway and ran over a cat and didn't even know it? me either...but Slat Ass Suz's mom has. hahahahahahahahahaha Slats was as happy as a blow fly on a cow pie. She hates cats. They live on a farm and have about 45 of them. Each one usually has some sort of unusual name given to them by Slat Ass's kids. The kids know instantly if they are "short" on cats. They ALWAYS blame Slats (usually the culprit indeed) Now Grandma will have to take the heat for killing "Elvis".