Doo Wrap & a Big Stick

If ever there were a day I wished I were... A) fanatically religious(Tammy Faye style) B) an oblivious alcoholic(Tammy Faye style) C) insanely institutionalized(One Flew Over The Cuckoo Nest style) D) (really) a cold hearted bitch(hmmm...too many to list) E) a jar of almonds it was today. Have you ever had one of those days where as soon as you got home from work you started thinking about how it be if got your blue and white bandana out, packed it with 1 change of underwear, 5 bucks, a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup, a pocket knife and a box of matches, tied it securely around a long smooth stick and just started walking? Well, tonight I got the bandana out. I'm still contemplating. So far...