Another Day Another Brain Infarction

Let's see if I could sum up today in one word...hmmmmm I think I could just about do it....and that word would be SHIT because... 1) sleepless night related to a)Mark b)a farking Shopko COLD virus c)hunger pangs related to c1)Mark c2)fat cells got used to food on 24 hour long bitch posse shopping trip which included but was not limited to feasting/gluttonous behavior and all around ass enlarging snacking and are now screaming out for constant nourishment 2)Mark left at 5am and luckily I was AWAKE to wish him goodbye and he will be gone all week (this one could swing both ways...hahahah) therefore, since I leave for work before him and the kids I will potentially have a)my boys going to school in their underwear, stocking cap(due to alfalfa hair) greeting the teachers with fetid morning boy breath b)my girl going to school in short shirts or some other unlikely combo c)many broken shards of furniture impaled in various parts of my boys body as they slam, pile drive and shuffle their way to school only 1/2 hour late d)high heat bills, high light bills, and dog piss all over the house as the children will surely forget to shut off the lights, will leave the doors open and forget to shut up the mighty mighty Petey Pissmaster in his kennel e)endless variations too numerous to mention 3)Employee problemo's that cause my teeth to clench at this very moment creating a sharp pain starting in my jaw and radiating upward along the nape of my rigid neck to settle and perhaps stay for the winter right behind my right EYE WHERE IT PULSES WITH EACH BEAT OF MY STUTTERING HEART!!!!