Things I Did Recently (like within the past 4 minutes)
| 1)thought I heard someone throw up so got up at freaking 5:23 am
2)found out it was a kid(mine) not throwing up but peeing 3)let out Pissin' Pete to piss because his dog tags sounded like jingle bells 4)ate 2 strawberry poptarts 5)opened a diet pepsi 6)turned on the weather channel...HEY WEATHER CHANNEL...PUT BACK OUR LOCAL WEATHER...NOW! 7)watched CMT because they have good songs that sound like naughty words sometimes like, SUM BEACH 8)wrote this drivel |






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