Let Me Get Out a Soapbox Please

Could it be possible that there is no Osama Bin Laden? Maybe his face is "just" an icon of evil and we are using that particular piece of the puzzle to be the, if you will, informer of other terrorists? Sort of like the "you've got mail" voice...only this would be, of course, You've got an evildoer? Why the hell can't we find him. We found Suddam Hussain in a hole. Where could Osama be? The White House, in the Abe Lincoln room? A Starbucks having a latte? There is no good reason that someone can't find this man...none. There has to be someone who is washing this man's clothes, feeding him lunch, trimming his beard...wait...maybe not that. There has to be someone who knows, if he really exists, that he is evil and needs to be ratted out. Step up people, go to bat, take care of this little piece of shit and flush him down that crapper. He is a high profile evil doer and his voice should be snuffed out. ...stepping off of soapbox, tripping and almost breaking head open