Dear Emily, Sexy Sitting Down To Supper Etiquette(?)

I've been wondering what to write about because, frankly, my mind is gone. I'm losing it. I've nothing left there except a few dusty deformed cells spinning spinning helplessly inside a vacuum. I thought I'd type about the IMPORTANCE OF SITTING DOWN TO supper 1)it's about food 2)it was the first thing I thought of 3)I thought it would be easy to find info about So I typed that phrase in google and the fifth article, which is the first title I saw, included the phrase Balls and Dances. As my eyes scanned the title I knew better yet my gut reaction was...this is an article about sex. Sex instead of supper...hmmmm or maybe both, together...sigh As soon as I thought it...I knew better. It's really from an Emily Post article about, yah, dancing and balls and etiquette(of which I have none) So sad my mind is gone...and there are witnesses.