Is That a Cricket or Am I Just Hearing Things?

I don't even know where to start today. Really...it was...something else... I feel like I've been hit by a bus...or a cricket...or maybe a corndog It's a really really really, long story I'm just too feeble to talk about it now...I probably will one day...when I gain a little strength...after a long, long, long, long, rest...in a quiet dark serene mattress padded room in the...INSANE ASYLUM !