I'm all about drinking espresso and running with scissors!
After smart assed grins, sneers, and basic teenaged boy bullcocka you've gutted Andrew?!
It has to be a red rubber chicken!
Well..... I think It looks like Sheryl has been in the frig. again!!! Maybe a little homeade bbq sauce?!!! Or that one bowl in the back of the frig that changed you know colors, that slipped from the hands!!!???
ok ok you got me!! I will have to know the real story! Let me guess it was Katie!!
You were making brownies and the bowl slipped.... Jesse's guess!!!??
Is it liver that slipped out of your hand or better yet the dog brought in?
looks like red velvet cake that hasn't been cooked all the way...
It is MOST definately a BIG FAT BLOODY tick that has fallen off the kid/husband/dog or cat AND exploded on the Floor! Shelley will win the prize cuz I have damn well seen THAT mess before...
It WAS BBQ sauce...in the big ass bulk size of course that slipped out of my hands onto the floor and ta dahhhhh...a kodak moment. I thought the mess looked like a turkey, or a halloween cat.ps...shelley belly...UGHHHHH!!!
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