Could Be Worse...I guess
| Today a delivery man came up to me, sniffed hard and said, You smell like bread. I for once said nothing because it shocked me but I thought silently to myself, Could it be I smell like bread because I have BEEN UP SINCE 5 FUCKING A.M. STICKING CINNAMON ROLLS IN THE OVEN!?!? Hmmmmm??? Then I thought, Why don'tcha just call me grandma while you are at it. At least the scenario wasn't him poking me in the belly and me giggling like the Pilsbury dough boy I appear to be morphing into. shit |
posted by Sheryl at 10:15 PM
Comments on "Could Be Worse...I guess"
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arrazello said ... (4:27 AM) :
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shenry said ... (7:43 AM) :
post a commentNow come on, you're right, it could have been worse! Bread has got to be better than B.O! And cinnamon rolls... yum.
sounds like a misguided pickup line.