June 28, 2005

Could Be Worse...I guess

Today a delivery man came up to me, sniffed hard and said, You smell like bread. I for once said nothing because it shocked me but I thought silently to myself, Could it be I smell like bread because I have BEEN UP SINCE 5 FUCKING A.M. STICKING CINNAMON ROLLS IN THE OVEN!?!? Hmmmmm??? Then I thought, Why don'tcha just call me grandma while you are at it.
At least the scenario wasn't him poking me in the belly and me giggling like the Pilsbury dough boy I appear to be morphing into.
shit

2 comments:

arrazello said...

Now come on, you're right, it could have been worse! Bread has got to be better than B.O! And cinnamon rolls... yum.

shenry said...

sounds like a misguided pickup line.