June 27, 2005

Just Sos Ya Know

My hair looks like shit today and it's going to look like shit tomorrow and probably the day after that too...and probably until infinity unless someone can tell me how I can fix my 5 thin as a gnats eyelash hairs into a fanfuckingtabulous hair do...and that does NOT include shaving my head. Because as you all know, I have a flat spot right at the crown of my head which could be useful for a beer holder for someone should I be on my hands and knees.
shut up
So therefore I cannot shave my head or I would be forever holding beers there and not get any fun out of life at all, besides the fact that I would have rings on my head because NOBODY would use a coaster now would they? hmmm?

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