Dippity Doo Dahhhhh Dippity Ayyyyyy

My new books arrived from Amazon. They are as follows: Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch...Tales from a BAD neighborhood by Hollis Gillespie, Confessions of a Recovering SLUT by Hollis Gillespie, Lost In The Forest by Sue Miller and A Year Of Pleasures by Elizabeth Berg...there was one more I thought I ordered...I forget, maybe it was Bitch Ho Gets Into The Dippity Doo...by Sheryl McCurdy...but I doubt it. Sayyyy...speaking of dippity doo...wasn't that the funnest crap invented. I mean who needs that crap they call slime anyway. You could fill up a water balloon with that mass of goo and have the same kind of stuff. I'm going to have to compare the ingredients of toy "slime" to dippity doo and see if they are the same.