Okay, I know I said hiatus.

But it must be said. SHIT!!! Andrew is "going" with someone. Even to the display of "holding hands" my daughter tells me...but only unless I don't tell anyone else! Of course I tell you...because I know you can keep a secret. I told Mark tonight...Mark...you must have "The Talk" with the boy. I cackled when I said it because I am FREAKING OUT PEOPLE!!! Andrew is in 8th grade...his HO is in HIGH SCHOOL!!! Granted it's just 9th grade but OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S JUST A BAYBE...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! At least she lives out of town and they are both "non drivers" still! OMG! Baybes! shit shit shit I am NOT READY FOR THIS! It's bad enough Katie is on the prowl... gag young love makes me VOMIT!!!! When did I become so fucking old?? and jaded?? damn...I hate this feeling. I wish I could be young and wild and ... nevermind...shittttttt!!! Anyway...I'm sure all will be well...because Alec offered to give the sex talk for us...and HELL ON WHEELS...HE PROBABLY KNOWS MORE THAN WE DO ALREADY! shit!!!