Shake This!

Today started at 5am as usual and my doesn't the world look lovely at 5 freaking am. Of course I accidentally ate a day old donut. My excuse? It was the only one left, it was lonely, I didn't think, I was just passing by and it fell into my mouth, it was PEANUT BUTTER FROSTING and I couldn't just throw that away could I??? That started my day off with a sumbitch and a damnit. The next several hours are blurs of laughter and pain. Cindy Sue laughing at me while I kept getting hurt at work. That byotch! Some examples of my injuries are as follows: the "drug delivery guy" RAMMED into my right calf with his cart and said, Oh did that hurt and laughed!! I said, Well, I know my legs are the size of REA poles but YES THAT FUCKING HURT YOU IDIOT BOY!!! Not really but I thought it. I did give him the dreaded Stagemeyer look and to my delight he got the hell out of the shop and left. Loser. Next, as I was cleaning up the shop a sign fell off and practically pushed my eyeball out the backside of my head. No problem, I can see just fine. I got one other eye don't I?? The whole time I was getting injured, Cindy was LAUGHIN HER ASS OFF! Not only was she laughing she was whipping up something in the blender that looked suspiciously like a goddamn meal replacement shake. Sure enough, as soon as the blender stopped she poured that shit into a cup, tapped the table with a spoon and said, Come and get it! Your lunch is ready! Damn... Sooooo I drank the rank tasting vile crap shake. It tasted like chalk, milk, water and that gooey paste you use in kindergarten. Which, by the way, are indeed, the main ingredients in meal replacement shakes. yuck In other news: Well, the junior high boys basketball team looked a LITTLE different today. Kind of like it was the first game of the year. Andrew did not have a good game at all, compared to how he has been doing. Anyway, at the end of the 3rd quarter it was like...8 to 30 with us at 8. We ended up coming close but at the end it was us 38(ish) and them 45(ish).