My kid got kicked out of his baseball game. Not only the one he was playing in but his next scheduled legion game.
Here is the scene. Andrew bunts...a most beautiful bunt...and his first he tells me later. He gets to first and then manages to steal to second base on a catchers mishap. It's a tie game...we are in extra innings. There are now runners on 3rd and 2nd. Andrew, in his excitement, does a bad bad thing.
Yes, you guessed it...a tiny rendition of The Macarena...whilst standing on 2nd base.
Only moments later he is kicked out.
Yes, I said kicked out not thrown out because he strayed off base and was caught...kicked out...and I also said macarena not massacre. "I was trying to lighten up the mood" sayeth my son with downcast eyes.