August 18, 2007

Oracle of ASS

When I typed my coffee drink in(short double shot sugar free caramel no whipped cream, extra hot)
THE ORACLE OF STARBUCKS gave me my Personality type.

BAS-TURD...what does he know....grrrrrr

The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

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