All is well. The surgery involved only the ACL. Andrew came out of surgery talking about Spartans and scratching his nether regions. He was concerned that his jewels were painted yellow from betadine...and it might...stick. He texted a friend saying, They took a toe and painted my balls. I'm sure that will be the next rumor around town.
We are all tired.
I made chicken and dumplings that resemble ping pong balls floating in a nest of pissy swamp water and I bet Pissin' Petie will get that for supper.
A show about primordial dwarfism is on. Sadly, I've seen it about a zillion times. Why don't they make another one.