November 06, 2007

Hell Yes and Hell No

I imagine hell is perpetual daytime, around 5am, and alarm bells, and never any naps and mascara in your eye, itchy feet and dry skin around your nose and heartburn. I would venture to say that hell is thin hair on your head and a full mustache(for women), eyebrow waxing, bra strap slipping, and popcorn kernels under your bridge. Also, for good measure one must throw in mouthwash that burns, biting the inside of your cheek, earaches and cold sores. Ingrown toenails, skinny relatives who are also beautiful and nice, and crumbs under the couch cushions. You could also refer to hell as dirty ceiling fans, stickers in your socks and daydreams of naps at 2pm.

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