Not Enough Hours In A Weekend

I worked my ass off today. First I got the roll order ready (8 dozen assorted cinnamon rolls etc...) to be picked up my 8, then I made breakfast sandwiches for the whole fam damily and delivered them. Rode my bike to mom and dads to drop off their sandwiches, went home and I turned my dinky garden soil over with a shovel, dug up a new area for my onions, mowed the lawn in back, cleaned the damn stinking pond, picked farking weeds, swept the damn garage...again, washed clothes, hung them on the line, vacuumed, dusted, mopped the floors, thought about drinking beer but it was only 1pm. Made lunch, called mom, spray painted some hardware for my cupboard doors which NEED TO BE PUT BACK ON MARK!!!!~!~, moved my old swing, picked dandelions from between bricks, got Katie to go get 5 bags of cedar mulch (she a strong girl), I then replaced some of the mulch from last year with the fresh smelling new stuff, ate 5 sweet tarts, made Alec take out the trash, Andrew mow, took mom and dad a coke with ice, noticed dad has a bad loose cough now, got him some medicine, thought about life and how short it is, thought about how stressed out we are and how unhappy our home has been lately, talked with mom, went home, talked with Katie, Mark, the boys, tried to be upbeat and not tired, took a bath and then noticed everyone was GONE...baseball practice, swing choir singing (which I MISSED because I do not know ANYTHING!!!), planted onions, called mom again, checked my periannuals, watered them, laid down for a bit, did dishes, decided to make CRAB LEGS on the grill and we gorged, washed more farking dishes, thought about how much work there was to do for graduation (2 WEEKS PEOPLE!!!), drank a beer and wished for more. I'm sure there was more but who really gives A RATS ASS!!! ps...I need CALGON, BEER AND A BACK RUB!!

Lilacs, Potholes and Cat Piss...

ahhhhh...the aroma of spring in Cambridge. I rode my bike aka Cindy Sues bike tonight for a wee tiny bit. Luckily I sustained no flat tires. Also...the moon was malformed and matched the scent and my mood exactly.

Prom & Rain

Katie's prom was Saturday. She is the one on the far end with the short dress. Looks like quite a group doesn't it? I think she is a little nostalgic since this was her last prom. Other news: Rain is the name of the game here. Strange for Nebraska anymore. Once, when I was a little girl, 1000 years ago, it rained like this. Our backyard filled to the brim with water and I climbed into our little green canoe and rowed it around all day.

Feeling So Sad

CANCER NEWS

Cliff Notes on My Life

Took Dad to Kearney yesterday. He had a PET scan to see if the cancer is spreading into his bones or if his hypercalcemia is related to his hyperparathyroidism. Long day for him. When we got back I took a nap and then took apart our "computer" room. I even unplugged every plug that was filled...and probably screwed up our computer forever. I HAD to get into that mess and vacuum! I finished wallpapering in the laundry room too. I also finished up making Katie's graduation party announcements. They turned out cool. The laser printer at work is awesome! Anyway...now I'm late...gotta go.

What's On YOUR Fridge?

This is a poster I made many, many years ago...and during my cleaning frenzy I found it. If you can't tell...it's my head on a hot model body and Marks head on a hot man body. Mark is giving me sage advice...as usual. He is saying...Weight loss secret...EAT LESS DO MORE and sprinkling fat reducing dust onto my steaming hot SKINNY in my dreams body. I'm hoping this will inspire me to LOSE SOME WEIGHT before the circus comes to town and I get a job offer I can't refuse.

Short Poem

the summer looms my ass blooms take me away Calgon if bubbles wont float away my troubles jose ceurvo, lime and salt hit me with a double!

Been Busy

beyond belief