I'm all about drinking espresso and running with scissors!
January 16, 2008
I know there is one woman who is glad she has an ass three axe handles and a shoe box wide. You know, that newly famous "granny panties" story where a fire is put out by her gargantuan drawers. gawd I believe I saw an article somewhere that started out with, "Everyone has A pair of them - Granny Panties!". And you know what I thought? Hell honey, I don't just have A pair my whole damn underwear drawer is a GRANNY PANTY HAVEN!! I mean I could make bedsheets for the entire homeless population with the cloth I hold captive in that drawer!