a) a tiny teeny baby bunny HEAD with eyes open and mouth in death pose on my doorstep
b) my big fat cat Pickles who is over fed and underworked resting quietly beside the porch with a big ole smile on her face (not to mention a new rabbit foot in her pocket)
c) soccer (I just don't get it nor do I want to get it)
d) sweatshirts on June nights
e) freaking tornadoes and flooding!
f) sassy boys
g) fatness of assness