December 09, 2013

Ass Clowns and Bearded Ladies!

Just got back from a BP trip extraordinaire number #18...or close to that. This trip was brought to you by the phrase, ASS CLOWN! And Ass Clown(s) were definitely out in full force all weekend. Please refer to the trip home picture for possible luncheon ideas! Please refer to the glass elevator picture of another "BP" group that put us to shame! We wanna be them when we grown up! This trip was marred only by my inability to regain youth. Damnit!! Also, OUR ie BP's inability to consume mass quantities of drink and food without caving in to sleepy gassy hoggy stinky bithy ness before midnight...sigh.

January 16, 2013

I'm back from the great beyond!

...or not! I just happened onto my old forgotton blog and thought...what the hell...maybe I should try and "catch up". never mind easier to start over I think... Another sleepless night due in part to snoring husband and farting dog...or vice versa. I need to get up in 1.5 hours and be perky and driven to frost! I bet the donuts will be ugly today! Not to mention the "froster"! My good dog Petey sittin' beside me as I type. He's taken to "purring" lately when you pet his ears and face. odd, but then, he always has been. Our house is empty now as the boys are back at school and I sure miss my new little Benji boyo...(my brand new grandson). Daughter presented us with him on 12/12/12. Sweet birthday is it not? I cannot wait until I can smell his sweet fat baby neck and kiss his soft baby hair. sigh love at first sight for sure! I'm gonna make a pot of black as hell coffee and drink the pot before I get ready for work. It's going to be a long donkey ass day. hee haw