<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218</id><updated>2011-08-21T07:40:12.208-05:00</updated><category term='pubic hair'/><category term='coca cola'/><category term='cancer. death'/><category term='Sham Wow'/><category term='addiction'/><category term='skid mark'/><category term='dad'/><category term='Remakes'/><category term='double blooming peach tree'/><category term='summer hell'/><category term='hot tub'/><category term='Republican river flooding'/><category term='ramdom'/><category term='wedding'/><category term='death'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='city of angels'/><category term='Bug'/><category term='toilet 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term='mist'/><category term='HUSKER FAN'/><category term='holiday bliss'/><title type='text'>Dash Blog It All</title><subtitle type='html'>I'm all about drinking espresso and running with scissors!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1667</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5239731729826946731</id><published>2010-11-24T00:15:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-24T00:26:09.789-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thanksgiving'/><title type='text'>Gobble Goble Gobble</title><summary type='text'>Well in two days it will be Thanksgiving.  My favorite holiday of all time.  We are going to have a cold one this time too.  Seems like the past turkey days the kids have all been wearing shorts.  I'm going to stay all night at Moms tomorrow and have a sleepover.  We are going to clean and cook and maybe drink some vino and watch TV et all.  I'm looking forward to it.  We're having traditional </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5239731729826946731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5239731729826946731&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5239731729826946731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5239731729826946731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/11/gobble-goble-gobble.html' title='Gobble Goble Gobble'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6431627557230788813</id><published>2010-10-25T01:48:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-25T01:54:50.249-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insomnia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feeling blue'/><title type='text'>The Moon is Pretty?  Who Cares!</title><summary type='text'>Really...I guess I usually do but tonight I'm just pissed off I'm awake.  I went to bed at 10 pm...I know...unfreakingreal for me...but I've had a head ache for 3 days.   I watched TV while I lay there, something about fossils from 500 bazillion years ago and was stunned to find out the show did not put me to sleep.  I should have watched CNN or tried to play Word Scramble on Facebook...both of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6431627557230788813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6431627557230788813&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6431627557230788813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6431627557230788813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/10/moon-is-pretty-who-cares.html' title='The Moon is Pretty?  Who Cares!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5686811267976169478</id><published>2010-09-16T01:03:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-09-16T01:10:22.100-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ramdom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><title type='text'>Just Some Boring Ass Random Sentences...dont bother reading.</title><summary type='text'>So many things to talk about.  So long since I last posted.  The pressure is great to remember it all.  In other words...don't hold yer breath!  Once again I'm awake and not asleep and the itty bitty hands on the freaking clock keep turning away!!  Too late to pop the 1/2 tab of a sleeping pill I have...to early to go to work OR to exercise.  Yes I said exercise.  I started that weirdness again.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5686811267976169478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5686811267976169478&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5686811267976169478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5686811267976169478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/09/just-some-boring-ass-random.html' title='Just Some Boring Ass Random Sentences...dont bother reading.'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-807319527949764670</id><published>2010-08-08T10:15:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-08T10:20:39.183-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BP'/><title type='text'>BP Wine, Dine &amp; Tube O Rama</title><summary type='text'>Not BP as in BP.  BP as in bitch posse.  Duh.  I guess us old B's are going tubing down the Niobrara.  LOL  Whadda scene.  I don't think I even own a swim suit anymore.  Or shouldn't, I mean.  My daughter just went last week and burned her bod into a dehydrated fire engine red crust.  Can't wait.  I'm going to bring a box of Ritz crackers and a box of wine for Toe Jeter.  Last time we (BP) drank </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/807319527949764670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=807319527949764670&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/807319527949764670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/807319527949764670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/08/bp-wine-dine-tube-o-rama.html' title='BP Wine, Dine &amp; Tube O Rama'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-861414355859119486</id><published>2010-04-19T21:21:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-19T21:31:42.897-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crotch Pockets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crochet'/><title type='text'>Crotch Pockets and Nubby stuff.</title><summary type='text'>I haven't been feeling well lately.  Just a slaggy kind of lazy with a bit of headache and eye ache and neck ache and humongous glands and etc.  It's been about 6 weeks I guess.  I even went to the Dr. which is a miracle for me.  I'm supposed to go to an ENT next week.  Guess there isn't much to worry about.  My blood work was okay.  No Lymphoma...that's what I was worried about.  Now...who knows</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/861414355859119486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=861414355859119486&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/861414355859119486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/861414355859119486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/04/crotch-pockets-and-nubby-stuff.html' title='Crotch Pockets and Nubby stuff.'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/S80SAP__QiI/AAAAAAAABKY/pKgl_Vpxs9g/s72-c/noogie5.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5726431803766422216</id><published>2010-03-09T22:56:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-09T23:00:37.497-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='butthole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poodle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peep'/><title type='text'>Just In Time For Easter!</title><summary type='text'>My dog or I should say, my daughters dog, Noogie...smells bad.  He's a cute little poodle and he smells bad.  I don't mean your garden variety dog smell.  It's a rank little scent.  Not unlike shit.  At first I thought he was just smelly cuz he ate cat crap occasionally.  I fixed that little snack problem and yet the smell persisted.  Then I wondered if he had an infection.  No...seems to be just</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5726431803766422216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5726431803766422216&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5726431803766422216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5726431803766422216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/03/just-in-time-for-easter.html' title='Just In Time For Easter!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6077839959581733711</id><published>2010-03-05T21:21:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-05T21:23:31.714-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid Stuff'/><title type='text'>Dryer ArT</title><summary type='text'>This is what happens when you dry A PERMANENT MARKER IN YOUR FRONT LOADER!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6077839959581733711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6077839959581733711&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6077839959581733711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6077839959581733711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/03/dryer-art.html' title='Dryer ArT'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/S5HKZL5TNaI/AAAAAAAABKE/mF6HsNJZMbM/s72-c/Photo+18.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8576365094788464307</id><published>2010-02-22T18:04:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T18:14:47.401-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='erection'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='big erection'/><title type='text'>Look At This BIG Erection!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8576365094788464307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8576365094788464307&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8576365094788464307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8576365094788464307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/02/look-at-this-big-erection.html' title='Look At This BIG Erection!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/S4Md1WQ3WtI/AAAAAAAABJY/-nm2xW4GWTw/s72-c/GetAttachment-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7229215022622945431</id><published>2010-02-20T02:49:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T02:57:14.437-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snoring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='perfection'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farting'/><title type='text'>F.M.L</title><summary type='text'>Imagine if you will this:  I am  floating in a vapor cloud.  So it's hard to type, breathe or see.  It's very hard to sleep.  There are insolent, stanky clouds of farts poofing around this room.  Boys are snoring and farting randomly and forcefully.  Yes, I am at the State Wrestling Meet.  Yes, I am trapped in a room ( small one at that) with my snoring hubby(God love him) and my two boys (stinky</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7229215022622945431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7229215022622945431&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7229215022622945431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7229215022622945431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/02/fml.html' title='F.M.L'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4001524989306958442</id><published>2010-02-13T23:36:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T23:44:04.323-06:00</updated><title type='text'>5 qualify for State Wrestling!</title><summary type='text'>Upper:  We have 5 boys who qualify for the state wrestling tournament.  Yes!  Downer:  None are mine...8(Upper:  My guys can now eat!Downer:  Track will not start for a few weeks.  Upper:  I will not have to get so nervous watching my boys wrestle and worry about them getting injured or hurting someone.  Downer:  I FREAKING LOVE WRESTLING !!Downer:  Andrew (my senior)is done now.  sigh  Upper:  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4001524989306958442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4001524989306958442&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4001524989306958442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4001524989306958442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/02/5-qualify-for-state-wrestling.html' title='5 qualify for State Wrestling!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2828459172567606875</id><published>2010-02-13T20:32:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T23:33:16.870-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pubic hair'/><title type='text'>Pubes, in general BELONG IN YOUR PANTS!</title><summary type='text'>Why is it every time I went into the public restroom today(5 times at least as I was at a wrestling tournament all day!) ... I saw pubic hair sitting happily, waving around in the breeze like a pussy willow on the brink of spring...on the rim of the toilet?  AND it was NOT not my own!!!  "PEOPLE!"  I want to scream!  "PEOPLE! Either shave it, tuck it in or CLEAN THE HELL UP AFTER YOU UTILIZE THE </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2828459172567606875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2828459172567606875&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2828459172567606875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2828459172567606875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-is-it-everytime-i-went-into-public.html' title='Pubes, in general BELONG IN YOUR PANTS!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7863187822762856884</id><published>2010-02-07T06:40:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T06:40:47.378-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Please Give For Bud!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7863187822762856884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7863187822762856884&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7863187822762856884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7863187822762856884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/02/please-give-for-bud.html' title='Please Give For Bud!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2133686012402920163</id><published>2010-01-28T23:02:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-28T23:06:20.026-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Devil wears prada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='porn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='devil wears nada'/><title type='text'>Mental Note To Self</title><summary type='text'>The Devil Wears Nada is NOT THE SAME AS The Devil Wears Prada!  Seriously...this was a revelation to me..OR ... a sign that my vision really is in a serious decline.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2133686012402920163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2133686012402920163&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2133686012402920163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2133686012402920163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/01/mental-note-to-self.html' title='Mental Note To Self'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5451891553776017732</id><published>2010-01-24T14:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-24T14:57:34.183-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Olympics'/><title type='text'>Tit for Tat</title><summary type='text'>What do you do if you want to do better in sports, get faster, reduce resistance??  Chop somthing off, something you don't use of course, unnecessary things.  Hopefully then you can win a gold medal and the love of your country.  God, what a sacrifice.  Just imagine how one could be thrust into the spotlight after singing the Star Spangled Banner!  Maybe instead of a cereal box we could put   
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5451891553776017732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5451891553776017732&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5451891553776017732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5451891553776017732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/01/tit-for-tat.html' title='Tit for Tat'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6254476919064109988</id><published>2010-01-22T04:09:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T04:22:43.653-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='word scrabble'/><title type='text'>Slacka daisy winter blues or some thing like that</title><summary type='text'>Haven't posted for awhile.  No real reason.  Maybe I'm using facebook more.  Becoming less verbal.  Speaking in short sentences.  Trying to put everything into one little "status update" sentence.  Every sentence a bit haiku like.  The wave of the future...?  I wonder.  Many people might be happy my rambling nonsensical blog posts have become sporadic but what does that say about me?  I hate the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6254476919064109988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6254476919064109988&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6254476919064109988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6254476919064109988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2010/01/slacka-daisy-winter-blues-or-some-thing.html' title='Slacka daisy winter blues or some thing like that'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1145235574371700519</id><published>2009-12-17T06:36:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T06:39:02.410-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='high school sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bleacher butt syrndrom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='state wrestling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Axtell...we take 3rd!</title><summary type='text'>Andrew got a third and Alec a fourth!  Hot Damn!!  We are doing fine!Cambridge finished third and had the most champions, three, while S-E-M finished fourth with six wrestlers in the finals. The only Mustang to win a gold medal was John Frerichs at 145 pounds. In the finals, he pinned his younger brother, Calvin, who was technically competing unattached.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1145235574371700519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1145235574371700519&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1145235574371700519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1145235574371700519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/12/axtellwe-take-3rd.html' title='Axtell...we take 3rd!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4196546649003858746</id><published>2009-12-17T06:31:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T06:31:42.099-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Third at Sargent !</title><summary type='text'>Results of Sargent wrestling invite Team scores1) Sargent / Burwell - 235.52) Ansley / Arcadia - 1513) Cambridge - 120.54) Anslemo-Merna - 1155) SEM - 105.56) Ravenna - 847) Arnold / Callaway - 798) Sandhills / Thedford - 759) Overton 4610) McPherson County - 36Individual Champions:103 lbs. - Ethan Enochs - Overton - 1st ; Troy Fields - Sandhills / Thedford - 2nd ; Colby Ackley - Ravenna - 3rd ; </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4196546649003858746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4196546649003858746&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4196546649003858746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4196546649003858746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/12/third-at-sargent.html' title='Third at Sargent !'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6258909464754275240</id><published>2009-12-06T21:42:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-06T21:59:23.089-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The wrestlers took FIRST in the Elwood tourney!  There were 10 teams competing.  Alec came away with a second place, Anthony, a second, Kalen and Carson both a first and Catlin and Cody got first.  Don't remember when we last won an entire meet!!  We had a long and exciting 8 hours at the meet...8*  This is what we call bleacher butt syndrome to the max.  Next meet is Friday and we travel to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6258909464754275240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6258909464754275240&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6258909464754275240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6258909464754275240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/12/wrestlers-took-first-in-elwood-tourney.html' title=''/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-643212231030302902</id><published>2009-11-30T03:25:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T03:31:36.643-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='3 axe handles and a shoebox wide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Thinking of Wattles and Such</title><summary type='text'>What a name.  Don't even have to think about what that might entail.  I mean...just say it...W A T T L E.  You can see the shaking quivering bag of flesh without knowing what the definition is.  I keep thinking of my arms.  and my Grandmas arms...sigh.  That isn't nice but I do think of her arms.  She had big arms and they were soft and a little bit...well...shaky...wiggly you might say.  But all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/643212231030302902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=643212231030302902&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/643212231030302902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/643212231030302902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/11/thinking-of-wattles-and-such.html' title='Thinking of Wattles and Such'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5610118675692959374</id><published>2009-11-18T14:15:00.010-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T14:21:45.119-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><title type='text'>They played their hearts out and we are proud!</title><summary type='text'>Lincoln Journal StarCedar Catholic stuns Cambridge in semiBy the Sioux City Journal | Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 7:10 pmHARTINGTON — Hartington Cedar Catholic scored two touchdowns in the final 2 minutes, 16 seconds, including the game-winning score with 0.6 seconds left, as the fourth-ranked Trojans rallied to beat Cambridge 26-20 in the Class C-2 semifinals on Tuesday.Senior quarterback</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5610118675692959374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5610118675692959374&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5610118675692959374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5610118675692959374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/11/share_3471.html' title='They played their hearts out and we are proud!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3548895405820641435</id><published>2009-11-16T20:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T14:19:13.299-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><title type='text'>Game On!</title><summary type='text'>Football playoff game tomorrow.  Our high school semi final game...5 hours away.  ugh  This will be a hard one as the boys have to get up and leave at 6:30 am and play at 3 pm.  The other teams field no less.  If we win we go to Memorial Stadium (Husker HOme)to play State Football!!  Exciting!  I bet there are a lot of butterflies in the stomach tonight.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3548895405820641435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3548895405820641435&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3548895405820641435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3548895405820641435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/11/game-on.html' title='Game On!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8594495989295825631</id><published>2009-11-15T14:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.625-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><title type='text'>Snooge..our daughters poodle</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8594495989295825631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8594495989295825631&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8594495989295825631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8594495989295825631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/11/snoogeour-daughters-poodle.html' title='Snooge..our daughters poodle'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5488404987650685575</id><published>2009-11-11T09:12:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.610-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Bawls and Blueberry Poptarts!</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1888" align="alignleft" width="160" caption="Bawls"][/caption]And I'm watching a documentary on bird migration called, oddly, Winged Migration.  Doesn't[caption id="attachment_1889" align="alignright" width="160" caption="Blueberry Poptarts"][/caption] that just sound like the total package?  I mean lets talk health spa breakfast here.   I just saw a grouse and holy moses </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5488404987650685575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5488404987650685575&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5488404987650685575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5488404987650685575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/11/bawls-and-blueberry-poptarts.html' title='Bawls and Blueberry Poptarts!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2249685106846754499</id><published>2009-10-26T01:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.596-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><title type='text'>Movie Reviews</title><summary type='text'>I was able to watch two very good movies lately, of course at home,  haven't been to the theatre in YEARS. Slumdog Millionaire and 7 pounds. They were right up my alley. I love sad and weird and they definitely had that going for them. I've watched both of them more than once now. I'm kind of crushing on Slumdog right now. So sad and soul wrenching. I highly recommend you go watch these movies. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2249685106846754499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2249685106846754499&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2249685106846754499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2249685106846754499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/10/movie-reviews.html' title='Movie Reviews'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2178181150799528698</id><published>2009-10-15T22:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.579-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><title type='text'>Fall into Fall, or falling</title><summary type='text'>We've had a hectic few weeks.  Andrew ended up having another knee injury...yes...football related.  He had his knee scope done a day after my Mom had her left hip replaced.A myriad of work related issues ie  very short on staff at the coffee shop and the surgeries of my Mom and Andrew put me into full over load.  Anyway, they both did well and it's three weeks now since they both got "worked on"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-9050683338234874079</id><published>2009-08-30T00:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.565-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Finally an Update</title><summary type='text'>This summer flew by.I mean, really flew by.  I can't believe it will be September soon.  The air is cooler already.  We've been invaded by swarms of little brown crickets.  The locust sing non stop...it's deafening around here.  The trees aren't changing...yet.  It's coming though.  Football will start on Friday.  Both boys are playing.  Andrew in his two braces.  Of course I worry.  It wouldn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/9050683338234874079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=9050683338234874079&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/9050683338234874079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/9050683338234874079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/08/finally-update.html' title='Finally an Update'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7915257440837678091</id><published>2009-06-19T00:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.552-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>Things of Note</title><summary type='text'>A bird can and will get his head stuck in a birdfeeder leading to death on occasion.Lemonade is sticky when spilled on a ceramic tile floor.Drunk men are stupid.Drunk women are bitches.I hate doing laundry.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7915257440837678091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7915257440837678091&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7915257440837678091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7915257440837678091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/06/things-of-note.html' title='Things of Note'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-9074528001002758073</id><published>2009-06-14T01:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.539-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>Two Years</title><summary type='text'>Well, two years today, June 14th, Dad died.  Of lung cancer.  It's hard to believe that so much has happened in such an amount of time.  Hard to believe he has been gone that long.  Sometimes it seems not that long ago.  I try not to think of Dad, as he lay in the hospital bed, trying to breathe.  I try not to think of his thin frame and his lack of apetite.  I try not to think of the  things he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/9074528001002758073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=9074528001002758073&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/9074528001002758073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/9074528001002758073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/06/two-years.html' title='Two Years'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2000539370422783863</id><published>2009-06-08T23:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.524-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bike Ride Across Nebraska'/><title type='text'>BRAN minus ONE demented Alias Auntie</title><summary type='text'>Well, the BRAN (bike ride across Nebraska...duh) riders descended into good old Pickleville AKA Cambridge yesterday.  600 (ish)of them.  I was not included in that number.  At All.  Nope...not riding.  My knee won't have it.  The weather was poopy...cool, misty, not my cup of tea.  But still, not riding sucks.  We had an oatmeal buffet for them this morning at the coffee shop.  I have to say we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2000539370422783863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2000539370422783863&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2000539370422783863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2000539370422783863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/06/bran-minus-one-demented-alias-auntie.html' title='BRAN minus ONE demented Alias Auntie'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1240806537164415470</id><published>2009-05-29T22:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.511-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feeling blue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Nobody Knows</title><summary type='text'>Foreign film, subtitled (you know I love subtitles) and sad.  What more could I ask for?  I loved it.  Kind of like a rainy day feeling blue kind of love, though.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFgz-tE09_k</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1240806537164415470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1240806537164415470&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1240806537164415470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1240806537164415470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/05/nobody-knows.html' title='Nobody Knows'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1909789130492207378</id><published>2009-05-26T01:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.494-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wounds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photos'/><title type='text'>Bite Me! I Mean...Bit Me!</title><summary type='text'>[gallery]I got bit on the ankle this morning.  No it wasn't a love bite from my hubby.  No, Pissin' Petey wasn't greeting me.  No Pickles didn't claw me.  It might have been a lizard, a snake or a spider.  I can't wait until I have to find out what actually did it.  My ankle is SO DAMN SORE!  I hope it's just a weird allergy to some little harmless spider or something.  Although that grosses me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1909789130492207378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1909789130492207378&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1909789130492207378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1909789130492207378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/05/bite-me-i-meanbit-me.html' title='Bite Me! I Mean...Bit Me!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8906325825134832972</id><published>2009-05-24T12:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.480-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='1984'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='25th reunion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='busy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baseball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Excerpt of the Stuff of Life</title><summary type='text'>No time to post.  Schools now out and baseball season looming.  Andrew has 49 scheduled games.  Most at least 1-2 hours driving time away.  One tourney in another state!  South Dakota!  Crapola!  That was almost like a haiku.Anyway, lots been going on.  Track, work, lawn care...you know the stuff of life.I've been using facebook mostly as my graduating class was setting up our 25th reunion.  That</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8906325825134832972/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8906325825134832972&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8906325825134832972'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8906325825134832972'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/05/excerpt-of-stuff-of-life.html' title='Excerpt of the Stuff of Life'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2013066495347421578</id><published>2009-04-24T23:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.466-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Listen Up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><title type='text'>Man Go Punch Me Hard</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1854" align="aligncenter" width="266" caption="To those about to BBQ we salute you"][/caption]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2013066495347421578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2013066495347421578&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2013066495347421578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2013066495347421578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/04/man-go-punch-me-hard.html' title='Man Go Punch Me Hard'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1248440068105450544</id><published>2009-04-23T20:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.451-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recipes'/><title type='text'>Horseysauce !</title><summary type='text'>I made fresh horseradish sauce the other day.  It went like this:  I was at the shop making an advert about our upcoming "Naked Donut Day" and "Ugly Donut Day" and "Decorate Your Own Donut Day", when a woman brought in a bag of what looked like dirt and tree roots for me.  I thanked her and then wondered what to do with the mess.  She gave me a recipe that said, 1 cup ground horseradish, 1/4 cup </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1248440068105450544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1248440068105450544&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1248440068105450544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1248440068105450544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/04/horseysauce.html' title='Horseysauce !'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-184191619495232866</id><published>2009-04-16T00:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.436-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tasty buns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot buns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweet buns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>Hot Sweet Tasty Buns</title><summary type='text'>Just been eye to eye with a few buns tonight.  Hot ones too.  Just making buns and more buns.  Just hot and fresh and tasty buns.  It was nothin but buns tonight.   If you come into the shop tomorrow you could see some buns...or maybe bite into one...or two.  In fact, I'm inviting you all to come in and just take a big ol whiff.  Hot buns have a smell all there own.  Bunaroma...it's like no other</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/184191619495232866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=184191619495232866&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/184191619495232866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/184191619495232866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/04/hot-sweet-tasty-buns.html' title='Hot Sweet Tasty Buns'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-9031693946377145634</id><published>2009-04-04T12:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.421-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='celestial events'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pink moon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farmers almanac'/><title type='text'>Pink Moon: I love that!</title><summary type='text'>• Full Pink Moon - April This name came from the herb moss pink, or wild ground phlox, which is one of the earliest widespread flowers of the spring. Other names for this month's celestial body include the Full Sprouting Grass Moon, the Egg Moon, and among coastal tribes the Full Fish Moon, because this was the time that the shad swam upstream to spawntaken from the Farmers Almanac</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/9031693946377145634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=9031693946377145634&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/9031693946377145634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/9031693946377145634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/04/pink-moon-i-love-that.html' title='Pink Moon: I love that!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7597497687739524142</id><published>2009-03-30T16:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.405-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Track Meet: Don Stine 09</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1838" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Team captures 1st"][/caption][caption id="attachment_1837" align="aligncenter" width="200" caption="First Track Meet "][/caption][caption id="attachment_1836" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Andrew cleared the pole to net a 6th place"][/caption][caption id="attachment_1835" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7597497687739524142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7597497687739524142&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7597497687739524142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7597497687739524142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/track-meet-don-stine-09.html' title='Track Meet: Don Stine 09'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4906887326720795659</id><published>2009-03-30T16:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.335-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>Out Like A Lion</title><summary type='text'>March that is.  Wind, steady, cold and fiercely growling will serenade us into April.  That and my neighbors dog with his odd "beeping" bark.  He sounds like he is barking with his nose plugged tightly, 30 feet in a tunnel.  Never heard anything like it before.  Can't say that now though.  Pretty much an hourly occurance.  Mainly I've been working and doing the odd job around the home.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4906887326720795659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4906887326720795659&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4906887326720795659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4906887326720795659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/out-like-lion.html' title='Out Like A Lion'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2641597401750942084</id><published>2009-03-16T02:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.321-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marshmallows'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Ohhh Sweet, Soft, Creamy Goodness</title><summary type='text'>Anyone try KRAFT CARAMEL JET PUFFED MARSHMALLOWS yet?  Holy Caramel Wet Dreams...it's a WINNER!  Alec and I almost demolished a bag ourselves.  We are going to make "Scotch a Roos" for our desert at the coffee shop tomorrow with them.  GOOD stuff people.  Must Try!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2641597401750942084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2641597401750942084&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2641597401750942084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2641597401750942084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/ohhh-sweet-soft-creamy-goodness.html' title='Ohhh Sweet, Soft, Creamy Goodness'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4030739124093924705</id><published>2009-03-08T22:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.306-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Listen Up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Juno'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='french'/><title type='text'>Tree Huggers</title><summary type='text'>Et le chacalot a dit:"Je voudrais être un yétiPour voler dans la nuitEt m'envoler loin d'ici"Mais le yéti a dit:"Je veux être un monstre marinPour pouvoir sauter dans la merDe tous les requins</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4030739124093924705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4030739124093924705&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4030739124093924705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4030739124093924705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/tree-huggers.html' title='Tree Huggers'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6967767911278000850</id><published>2009-03-07T11:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.292-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Nix Stewie</title><summary type='text'>Talked to Katie.  She couldn't get Stewie becaue he was to much a country dog.  Instead she got...Snickers aka Snookums.  I'll send a picture later.  He is a poodly type doggie.    I'll show a picutre later...when she sends me one.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6967767911278000850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6967767911278000850&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6967767911278000850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6967767911278000850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/nix-stewie.html' title='Nix Stewie'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6398009024186903260</id><published>2009-03-04T16:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.277-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Stewie</title><summary type='text'>Katie called me yesterday and said she was looking into getting a dog.  She really misses Pissin' Petie and she thinks it is time for a replacement pooch.  I think, hmmmm maybe not a good idea with an apartment but...oh well.  It's not mine.  She said she went to a pet shop a few blocks from her house and "played" with a puppy that was adorable.  The clerk told her that it was a lucky day as the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6398009024186903260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6398009024186903260&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6398009024186903260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6398009024186903260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/stewie.html' title='Stewie'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-587900354061132001</id><published>2009-03-03T22:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.263-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teenagers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>SWEET BALLS!</title><summary type='text'>I just had a phone call from someone following an ambulance with her spouse inside and SHE helped ME with a little "teenager" problem.  After she told me about her spouse, I told her about my teenager problem.  I thought it might distract her and take her mind off the problems she was facing.   I reassured her, visited with her until she got to the hospital and she reassured me...by telling me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/587900354061132001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=587900354061132001&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/587900354061132001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/587900354061132001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/sweet-balls.html' title='SWEET BALLS!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-190562432666253735</id><published>2009-03-01T11:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.249-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>Shirley K's New Espresso Delivery Van</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1808" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Shirley K's Coffee Shop Espresso Delivery Vehicle"][/caption]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/190562432666253735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=190562432666253735&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/190562432666253735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/190562432666253735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/shirley-k-new-espresso-delivery-van.html' title='Shirley K&amp;#39;s New Espresso Delivery Van'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1497228120488226797</id><published>2009-03-01T01:27:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.234-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Watch This'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>Get Home So I Can Go To Bed Hubby!</title><summary type='text'>Mark got called out to fill some meds for someone around 1230 am.  He's been gone for an hour or so.  He said the ER had several patients lined up so it would be awhile.  However...I won't go to bed until he is home.  I just worry.  So...I wait.  I'm watching a show I TIVO'd...sort of and also reading some blogs.  I played word scrabble on facebook.  I chew my nails while doing it all and I think</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1497228120488226797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1497228120488226797&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1497228120488226797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1497228120488226797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/03/get-home-so-i-can-go-to-bed-hubby.html' title='Get Home So I Can Go To Bed Hubby!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2059229952066528585</id><published>2009-02-27T10:15:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.167-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Good Thing I Cleaned The Toilet</title><summary type='text'>I'm home from the shop.  Alec called me and said he had a terrible headhache and so of course I came home to check on him.  He was almost writhing witht he pain.  Unusual for him.  I checked him for a fever, slight, gave him Motrin, got him a blankie, cleaned the toilet....and waitied.  About 10 minutes after I was there he loped into the toidy and hurled.  I came up behind him with a wet </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2059229952066528585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2059229952066528585&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2059229952066528585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2059229952066528585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/02/good-thing-i-cleaned-toilet.html' title='Good Thing I Cleaned The Toilet'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7982564321594588851</id><published>2009-02-25T03:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.100-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sham Wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Wonder...'/><title type='text'>Sham Wow vrs Toilet...Update</title><summary type='text'>I've heard nothing from the  principal...yet.  Sham Wow or otherwise.Cross your fingers. Say a prayer.  Buy a Sham Wow. . . cuz they suck...up water that is.  Or whatever else kind of spill you might have.  At least 3 cups worth.  Joy!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7982564321594588851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7982564321594588851&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7982564321594588851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7982564321594588851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/02/sham-wow-vrs-toiletupdate.html' title='Sham Wow vrs Toilet...Update'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4615724858295448335</id><published>2009-02-23T22:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.082-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sham Wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HUSKER FAN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Wowed and Sham Wowed and just plain BOGGLED!</title><summary type='text'>First the "Wow!"My son Alec did not win his matches to advance at the state tournament.  However, in his defense I must say.  He was the only freshman in his weight class.   He had the least experience.  The first match was won by a returning state champion(each year at a different weight class) who is going to wrestle at UNL.  Alec was folded up like a letter and stuffed into an envelope. The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4615724858295448335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4615724858295448335&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4615724858295448335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4615724858295448335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/02/wowed-and-sham-wowed-and-just-plain.html' title='Wowed and Sham Wowed and just plain BOGGLED!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8251527054317161460</id><published>2009-02-19T04:24:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.066-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='state wrestling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I be tired'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>We Are At State Wrestling!</title><summary type='text'>Alec made it to state.  That's my youngest.  And here I am in a motel that actually is the WORST FREAKING PLACE EVER STAYED!    IT'S HOTT   here and Mark and Andrew are SNORING!!  Did I mention it's FREAKING HOTTTT IN THE ROOM?!!!!I've been up all night and we leave to go watch Alec (freshman) wrestle the NUMBER ONE KID IN THE STATE IN HIS WEIGHT CLASS (senior) soon.  Like in about 3 hours.Wish </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8251527054317161460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8251527054317161460&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8251527054317161460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8251527054317161460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/02/we-are-at-state-wrestling.html' title='We Are At State Wrestling!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1143688059686433545</id><published>2009-02-13T01:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.051-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wrestling districs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer Me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pissin&apos; Petie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rat Terrier'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I be tired'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snow Storm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Get Over Here Now!</title><summary type='text'>Tomorrow is a big day.  First, donuts, coffee, the usual Free Loader Friday thing at the shop.  Then it's off to North Platte for wrestling districts.  The matches start around 5:30 tomorrow night then continue Saturday.  The boys leave around 10:30 tomorrow.  It's a 1 1/2 hour trip for most.  Mark usually makes in 1 hour.  Speed is his friend.   One bad thing going on...the weather.  There is a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1143688059686433545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1143688059686433545&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1143688059686433545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1143688059686433545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/02/get-over-here-now.html' title='Get Over Here Now!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4783791793956658875</id><published>2009-02-05T14:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.036-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lard Ass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diet hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitch Posse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><title type='text'>Letter To Toe Jeter...I mean Jo Teter</title><summary type='text'>HI TOE,How are you?  I am fine.  I have been busy.  Are you busy?  How are the horses?  Do they like the cold weather?  I do not like cold weather.  My dog is fine.  My cat threw up yesterday but I think she is just bulimic.  So she needs therapy.  Other than that she is fine.  My animals do not have fleas.  Someone I know has a cat that had fleas so badly she DIED.  The cat, not the person that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4783791793956658875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4783791793956658875&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4783791793956658875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4783791793956658875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/02/letter-to-toe-jeteri-mean-jo-teter.html' title='Letter To Toe Jeter...I mean Jo Teter'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8090283770757614950</id><published>2009-01-22T00:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:42.021-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gotta Make The Donuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pain'/><title type='text'>Bawl Baby Crippled Ass</title><summary type='text'>Okay...today I had a day off in like...I don't know...a long time.  A day where I could sleep in, stay home and clean house, watch TV, get groceries, make a nice supper, vacuum...whatever.  It was strange.  Sadly, my back was totally screwed, my knee was freaking squeaking and I had a nice caffeine withdrawal headache.  As the day went on, my headache got worse.  I even took medicine.  yah...you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8090283770757614950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8090283770757614950&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8090283770757614950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8090283770757614950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/01/bawl-baby-crippled-ass.html' title='Bawl Baby Crippled Ass'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-5166164361081342162</id><published>2009-01-20T19:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.840-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AARP'/><title type='text'>Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum</title><summary type='text'>Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/5166164361081342162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=5166164361081342162&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5166164361081342162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/5166164361081342162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/01/questions-and-answers-from-aarp-forum.html' title='Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7749391256619643291</id><published>2009-01-18T00:11:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.826-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Old age'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lately I feel older.  Aging and not gracefully.  I take my bath and rub baby lotion into my drying skin.  I may rub Vicks into my dry feet and put on soft, cotton socks.  The vicks a "known" cure for "coughing in the night" sending up wafts of old age along with the soft unsexual scent of baby lotion.  I see my hair, graying, fraying, the eye brows growing cockeyed and rough, the lines spreading </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7749391256619643291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7749391256619643291&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7749391256619643291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7749391256619643291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/01/lately-i-feel-older.html' title=''/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6354540210745740220</id><published>2009-01-10T06:27:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.812-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mantyhose'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Listen Up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Man You Men'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hose'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Wonder...'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Oh Mighty MantyHose...Shazaaaam!</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1774" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="Oh Mighty Mantyhose"][/caption] I found this article about male pantyhose and was a bit in awe.  The picture alone is worth a second glance or two.  My boys wear under armour "shorts" instead of the famous ass baring jocks that the boys wore in "my day" but I don't really know if they would wear these.  I'm going to ask them </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6354540210745740220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6354540210745740220&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6354540210745740220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6354540210745740220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2009/01/oh-mighty-mantyhoseshazaaaam.html' title='Oh Mighty MantyHose...Shazaaaam!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6958461812167969383</id><published>2008-12-26T21:40:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.752-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring posts'/><title type='text'>Christmas Morsels</title><summary type='text'>Hope you had a nice Christmas.  Mine was very nice.  I've been stressed about the whole deal for a month or so.  I haven't been out of town (my town be very very little) for a month or so.  In fact, I did all my shopping online or at my shop or at the local Duckwalls.  I was very happy I was able to get Mark's gift, 2 season ticket passes for next years Creighton Bluejays Mens basketball season.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6958461812167969383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6958461812167969383&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6958461812167969383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6958461812167969383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/12/christmas-morsels.html' title='Christmas Morsels'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7303456664496711031</id><published>2008-12-17T09:39:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.738-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliff notes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='catch up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blues'/><title type='text'>Cliff Notes</title><summary type='text'>Been busy as most with the stuff of life.  Work, kids, work, kids, games.  Mark had an inquinal hernia repair and recovered well.  He also had to take a IVP test, to look at the function of his kidneys and that turned out alright.  Alec has been sick with the flu.  Mark has had the cough.  You get the idea.  I'm not at all ready for Christmas and I don't expect to be any time soon.  I've ordered </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7303456664496711031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7303456664496711031&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7303456664496711031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7303456664496711031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/12/cliff-notes.html' title='Cliff Notes'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1616803601738020408</id><published>2008-11-30T04:59:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.724-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daughter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday bliss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Coffee Shop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday Delights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thanksgiving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I be tired'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='decorate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>The Good The Bad The Real Bad</title><summary type='text'>The Good:Hi all.  Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.  Mine was very good.  Katie and Steven came home and it was so good to see them.  Katie is good, happy and I glimpsed the girl I knew "bc" before college.  I cannot but hope though, that she returns to her studies.  What parent wants their child to work for minimum wage for their entire life.  I believe in good hard work but I also believe that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1616803601738020408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1616803601738020408&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1616803601738020408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1616803601738020408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/good-bad-real-bad.html' title='The Good The Bad The Real Bad'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2929708361729285141</id><published>2008-11-24T00:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.709-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Remakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Popcorn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News Flash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Inguinal Hernia Repair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brians song'/><title type='text'>Ode To Brian and Michael and Piss Off To Remakes!</title><summary type='text'>A night for watching old movies and wishing to eat sick buttered popcorn with salt and cheese and drinking beer until I buzz, my faithful dog Petey by my side.  aah wellat least Petey is here...and "Brian's Song" is on.  Sadly, the popcorn is on the back burner not because I don't have it because the damn hulls get behind my bridge and oh yeah...I'M ON A FREAKING DIET!!!  and I'M AT A PLATEAU!  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2929708361729285141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2929708361729285141&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2929708361729285141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2929708361729285141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/ode-to-brian-and-michael-and-piss-off.html' title='Ode To Brian and Michael and Piss Off To Remakes!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7178484962695816494</id><published>2008-11-20T16:50:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.696-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parenting a teenager'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Parenting Blues</title><summary type='text'>I can't get over the fact that our daughter told us she didn't want to go back to college this last weekend.  She is a sophomore.  She is studying El Ed I believe.  If, in fact, she is even going to classes.  Last year she studied Sports Medicine, became disillusioned with that, changed to El Ed and now this.   She just want to work at Chuckie Cheese.  I asked her, "For the rest of your life?".  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7178484962695816494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7178484962695816494&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7178484962695816494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7178484962695816494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/parenting-blues.html' title='Parenting Blues'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-95109746956510013</id><published>2008-11-13T23:59:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.681-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lonesome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='volleyball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Beer Babble</title><summary type='text'>Weigh in is tomorrow but I'm sitting here, watching BIG MEDICINE, and drinking beer.  I did great today.  Ate salad, worked out hard but it comes down to this.  I like to eat snacks and drink a beer at night.  I haven't eaten anything bad tonight but I'm sure not drinking a light beer...or for that matter...water.  I cannot even control myself when watching BIG MEDICINE.  You think that would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/95109746956510013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=95109746956510013&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/95109746956510013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/95109746956510013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/beer-babble.html' title='Beer Babble'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2698472909566285654</id><published>2008-11-09T01:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.667-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bed sheet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tired'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toilet tissue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Sheet!</title><summary type='text'>I had to "utilize the facilities" at my Moms house last night. What a pleasant strange surprise.Newsflash...someone makes toliet paper to thick you could use it for a sheet on a bed.  No Sheet!  I almost thought I'd grabbed a bath towel.  I even felt guilty flushing.  Seemed like toilet paper that thick and comfy should be able to go through the wash cycle.   Maybe even tumble and dry.now...I'm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2698472909566285654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2698472909566285654&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2698472909566285654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2698472909566285654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/sheet.html' title='Sheet!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1300230411195696998</id><published>2008-11-06T22:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.652-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='districts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='depressed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='7-up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blue'/><title type='text'>Football Over</title><summary type='text'>Lucy pulled the football away from Charlie Brown last night.  By that I mean our boys lost in district play and will not be going to State playoffs.  We won our first district game last week and last night played a team we beat on our first game of the year.  Sadly, it just wasn't meant to be and we lost 28-6.  The weather was horrific:  cold, 40 mph winds, moist, did I mention COLD!  We were </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1300230411195696998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1300230411195696998&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1300230411195696998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1300230411195696998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/football-over.html' title='Football Over'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3209313969172655743</id><published>2008-11-02T19:29:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.638-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='itchy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bitchy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tired'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><title type='text'>Itchy, Bitchy &amp; Tired</title><summary type='text'>...no...it's not the name of the three dwarves little people on the new Cinderella disney cartoon.  It's me.   I know you are surprised about the "bitchy" part.  but...it's twue!  I worked at the shop.  Got my Christmyass merchandise out and marked it and put away the Halloween "leftovers".  Then I went out and mowed at Moms.  The leaves and dirt were dry and flying around.  But at least it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3209313969172655743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3209313969172655743&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3209313969172655743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3209313969172655743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/11/itchy-bitchy-tired.html' title='Itchy, Bitchy &amp;amp; Tired'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1060758460852050527</id><published>2008-10-31T19:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.570-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jack O Lantern'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HALLOWEEN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday bliss'/><title type='text'>Happy Halloween Baby</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1740" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Happy Halloween"][/caption]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1060758460852050527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1060758460852050527&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1060758460852050527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1060758460852050527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/happy-halloween-baby.html' title='Happy Halloween Baby'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-388385743874961869</id><published>2008-10-25T21:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.555-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mamp;M&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tourettes guy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Rude Awakening</title><summary type='text'>I couldn't resist...tee hee...sniff...my favorite!                        </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/388385743874961869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=388385743874961869&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/388385743874961869'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/388385743874961869'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/rude-awakening.html' title='Rude Awakening'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3542869455548545767</id><published>2008-10-20T20:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.541-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sky angel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nebraska boy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Logan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Talk'/><title type='text'>Sweet Angel Cowboy from Nebraska</title><summary type='text'>If this doesn't make you get a tear in your eye...you are a hardened criminal!  I've never claimed to be a religious person although I do think I am a spiritual person but this got to me.  I have to admit it.MUST VIEW: Little Angel Cowboy from Nebraskahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0r_FbARIn8&amp;NR=1 A phone call from a 12-yr old boy to Houston radio station KSBJ FM 89.3. So profound, the station </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3542869455548545767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3542869455548545767&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3542869455548545767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3542869455548545767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/sweet-angel-cowboy-from-nebraska.html' title='Sweet Angel Cowboy from Nebraska'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4167249916540073382</id><published>2008-10-20T13:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.526-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='archives'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='repost'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='old posts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>My Blog Is Older than Your Blog</title><summary type='text'>...I was looking at my archives and HOLY CRAP...my blog it old.  Started in Sept. 2002 and this is a repost of Oct 21st 2002.The Joy Of…yahOctober 21, 2003 by ponidayAfter shaving the callouses off of my feet and popping a few extra mutating blackheads I settled in with a nice steaming toddy, put my feet up, got a good book to read and enjoyed myself. Afterwards I tucked my sleepy children in and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4167249916540073382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4167249916540073382&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4167249916540073382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4167249916540073382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/my-blog-is-older-than-your-blog.html' title='My Blog Is Older than Your Blog'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7275130965509117154</id><published>2008-10-19T22:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.511-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Nuts &amp; Beers</title><summary type='text'>I baked rosemary garlic foccacia bread for the shop and spent the rest of the day working on my menus.  They needed revamped.  I added a few things which will irritate the cooks ...including me when I need to help out and can't remember what the hell I added.  The bread is tasty but didn't turn out as well as last Sunday.  There wasn't as much humidity in the air as last week.  That seems to aid 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2984177288997544430</id><published>2008-10-17T22:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.497-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diet hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='3 axe handles and a shoebox wide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>I Can't Believe It!</title><summary type='text'>I lost 5 pounds...I told everyone I lost 4 because I was sooo shocked I lost any I just jumped off the scale and blurted out...I LOST 4 POUNDS!!  durrr durr durrr  When I should have screamed out loud...I LOST 5 POUNDS mofos!!!!!   I probably gained it back all tonight because after work we went to the bar and drank MANY beers and just now, after we won the football game(!!!!), I ate two bowls of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2984177288997544430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2984177288997544430&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2984177288997544430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2984177288997544430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-can-believe-it.html' title='I Can&amp;#39;t Believe It!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-124652348583359700</id><published>2008-10-16T16:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.483-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diet hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitch Posse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I be tired'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lard Ass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='3 axe handles and a shoebox wide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drunk snacking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='volleyball'/><title type='text'>Bas turd Midnight Drunken Snacking</title><summary type='text'>Tomorrow morning is the first weigh in..and if I had weighed in yesterday, before volleyball/bowling alley beer/drunk snacking night...I may very well have lost weight.  In fact I really had...except today, when I weighed myself.  AGHHHHHHH  hopeless.foiled by drunken snacking again!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/124652348583359700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=124652348583359700&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/124652348583359700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/124652348583359700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/bas-turd-midnight-drunken-snacking.html' title='Bas turd Midnight Drunken Snacking'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-346879536507965551</id><published>2008-10-15T00:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.469-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diet hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitch Posse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bitch possee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='3 axe handles and a shoebox wide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='volleyball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Diet Crazed but Wearing Killer Shoes</title><summary type='text'>I have been buying books &amp; shoes both of which I cannot live without, working out on my elliptical machine &amp; trying to diet both of which I would love to live without, &amp; working on my coffee shop web page which I love to do.  Also, I've painted my bathroom "Topaz" which is, in a word, serene.  I think I will leave off any border or shelves and pictures and other crap that might disrupt me from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/346879536507965551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=346879536507965551&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/346879536507965551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/346879536507965551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/diet-crazed-but-wearing-killer-shoes.html' title='Diet Crazed but Wearing Killer Shoes'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4631107480984116240</id><published>2008-10-10T05:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.455-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='World News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Real Agenda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News Flash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Local News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Panic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CNN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Breaking News'/><title type='text'>Goodbye CNN Hello Local News</title><summary type='text'>Who does the world turn to for world news?  Of course, CNN.  "Oh don't panic" they say.  "Remain calm don't sell off everything will soon be okay." and then?  They pan to a shot of the Dow with the red arrow and rapidly spinning numbers.  They report wild eyed about collapse and spreading world market collapse.  Almost every interview, every story captioned in fire engine red with "Breaking News"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4631107480984116240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4631107480984116240&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4631107480984116240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4631107480984116240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/goodbye-cnn-hello-local-news.html' title='Goodbye CNN Hello Local News'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8690901753243845743</id><published>2008-10-09T23:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.441-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pump up the volume'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News Flash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='city of angels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the brave one'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thriller'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jodi foster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movie'/><title type='text'>Watch This</title><summary type='text'>I'm drinking a sugar free BAWLS and watching "The Brave One" with Jodi Foster &amp; Terrence Howard, for the second time on HBO.  I love it.  But then, I always like to watch Jodi Foster's movies.  Either she picks well or she makes the movie her own  This movie reminds me of a cross between "Pump Up The Volume"  &amp; City of Angels with the soundtrack, the way it is filmed, the grainy dark feel, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8690901753243845743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8690901753243845743&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8690901753243845743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8690901753243845743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/watch-this.html' title='Watch This'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2018743385267249061</id><published>2008-10-06T22:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.375-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACL repair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crutches'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='76'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>5 Days After ACL Repair</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1639" align="alignnone" width="347" caption="Relegated to watching not doing at the football game in North Platte"][/caption]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2018743385267249061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2018743385267249061&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2018743385267249061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2018743385267249061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/10/5-days-after-acl-repair.html' title='5 Days After ACL Repair'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8308498820313023551</id><published>2008-09-29T15:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.360-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='high school sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACL repair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rehab'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stoned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Knee's and Stones</title><summary type='text'>Just one year and two days after his right knee ACL repair we are back from Andrew's Left knee ACL surgery and all is well.  As well as can be if you are a 17 year old junior facing for the second time, 6 - 9 months of rehab, another year without football, maybe missing wrestling and track on the back burner as well.  Hi is doing okay.  The months of rehab may be trying.  I hope he can do as well</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8308498820313023551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8308498820313023551&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8308498820313023551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8308498820313023551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/knee-and-stones.html' title='Knee&amp;#39;s and Stones'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1949624189075760498</id><published>2008-09-28T09:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.297-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='haiku'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crows'/><title type='text'>Seasoning</title><summary type='text'>crows season the skypeppering the horizon. . . my car too</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1949624189075760498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1949624189075760498&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1949624189075760498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1949624189075760498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/seasoning.html' title='Seasoning'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6395504319880445574</id><published>2008-09-27T23:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.282-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mid season'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Blogliness Declining</title><summary type='text'>I have so many things I want to write about but I don't seem to be able to make time to do it.  I also think, "Why bother?".  I seem to be losing my "blogliness".  Nothing seems interesting enough.  My life is in a mid season slump.  I go back and read what I was doing 4 years ago and I laugh.  Yes, things seem to slowly decline.  Everything seems to sag, bag and lag.  No "thing" in particular is</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6395504319880445574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6395504319880445574&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6395504319880445574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6395504319880445574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/blogliness-declining.html' title='Blogliness Declining'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-8671672515546699330</id><published>2008-09-22T23:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.218-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brothers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Pictures</title><summary type='text'>Football pictures.[gallery]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/8671672515546699330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=8671672515546699330&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8671672515546699330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/8671672515546699330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/pictures.html' title='Pictures'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3283177386349588908</id><published>2008-09-22T23:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.103-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACL repair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surgery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>ACL Again</title><summary type='text'>Many things have happened since last I posted.  The main event is that my oldest son, a junior,  blew out his knee in a football game.  This makes his second ACL surgery.  Now he will have had one to each knee.  We JUST got done rehabbing the other one.  He missed all last year sports because of his injury and now...this.  I can't tell you how I HATE IT for him.  I wish it was me.  He wasn't chop</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3283177386349588908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3283177386349588908&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3283177386349588908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3283177386349588908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/acl-again.html' title='ACL Again'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6789268755319479413</id><published>2008-09-11T00:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.089-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='garden gnome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fruit tree'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peckers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horndogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peaches'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strange fruit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phallic'/><title type='text'>Strange Fruits</title><summary type='text'>I've got a peach tree in my front yard.  We planted it under the impression that it was a blooming crab tree several years ago.  We were mildy surprised when it produced strange fruit its second year.  Not at all crab like, more like, mutant peaches.  This year, it's about a 4 year old tree now and when I went outside last night I saw mounds of mutant peaches on the ground AND in the tree.  I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6789268755319479413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6789268755319479413&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6789268755319479413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6789268755319479413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/strange-fruits.html' title='Strange Fruits'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4783806735474775722</id><published>2008-09-05T06:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.075-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News Flash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='12'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='000 feet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Guardian Angel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alpine Visitors Center'/><title type='text'>Trail Ridge Road &amp; Guardian Angel Sighting!</title><summary type='text'>Rocky Mountains Trip[gallery]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4783806735474775722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4783806735474775722&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4783806735474775722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4783806735474775722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/trail-ridge-road-guardian-angel.html' title='Trail Ridge Road &amp;amp; Guardian Angel Sighting!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3517608700234201996</id><published>2008-09-02T09:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.060-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Big Thompson River'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mountains'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colorado'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='20th anniversary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot tub'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><title type='text'>20th Anniversary Trip</title><summary type='text'>[gallery]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3517608700234201996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3517608700234201996&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3517608700234201996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3517608700234201996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/09/20th-anniversary-trip.html' title='20th Anniversary Trip'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6993597426489210570</id><published>2008-08-30T22:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.038-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Add new tag'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bedroom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='decorate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Tips I Should Followww...???</title><summary type='text'>Okay, I randomly found this site when I was searching for "How do you properly fold a fitted sheet?".  It was titled "How do you decorate a master bedroom?"...check it outTips &amp; Warnings	Put fresh flowers and a framed picture on your nightstand.	Keep your room simple by putting up fewer pictures. If you have too many, consider rotating them every six months, so you can enjoy all your artwork.	</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6993597426489210570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6993597426489210570&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6993597426489210570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6993597426489210570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/tips-i-should-followww.html' title='Tips I Should Followww...???'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-2014081397994109388</id><published>2008-08-26T10:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.024-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Petie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happiness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='college'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Katie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sunflowers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Sunflowers In My Yard...make me happyyyy</title><summary type='text'>I know they are a weed but I like and plant sunflowers every year.  These giant ones have actually gotten a little out of hand but they make a great privacy fence.  I also love the fact that the birds eat the seeds.  I don't love that they then shit on my car, my clothes line and whatever else is below them but hey, you can't have everything.by the way...remember what I said about Katie wanting </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/2014081397994109388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=2014081397994109388&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2014081397994109388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/2014081397994109388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/sunflowers-in-my-yardmake-me-happyyyy.html' title='Sunflowers In My Yard...make me happyyyy'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6151858640390691822</id><published>2008-08-24T19:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:41.010-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='headless chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='running'/><title type='text'>Cluckin' Good Idea!</title><summary type='text'>Feel free to click and download the sign up sheet for this awesome race!10th Annual Mike the Headless Chicken “RUN LIKE A CHICKEN WITH YOUR HEAD CUT OFF”  5K RUN/WALK</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6151858640390691822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6151858640390691822&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6151858640390691822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6151858640390691822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/cluckin-good-idea.html' title='Cluckin&amp;#39; Good Idea!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7534248073369368064</id><published>2008-08-23T01:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.996-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bitching'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parenting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='working'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='college kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chuck E cheese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feeling blue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Bitching About College, Kids, and yah</title><summary type='text'>Just got back from Omaha.  I took my mom and we went to see daughter Katie.  We shopped, ate, squabbled about college and work and money and health and in general, everything...and then, Mom and I came home.  Katie doesn't know what she wants to "be" for sure.  She wants to work with children, as of now, and she continues to love working at Chuck E Cheese.  She said something about working in a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7534248073369368064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7534248073369368064&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7534248073369368064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7534248073369368064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/bitching-about-college-kids-and-yah.html' title='Bitching About College, Kids, and yah'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3210473364250807208</id><published>2008-08-17T11:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.982-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sumo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ribbon dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Olympics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gold medal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>New Olympic Sport</title><summary type='text'>I would like to see SUMO RIBBON DANCING as a new Oympic sport.  In fact, I may be a contender for GOLD.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3210473364250807208/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3210473364250807208&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3210473364250807208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3210473364250807208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/new-olympic-sport.html' title='New Olympic Sport'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4124085700999896331</id><published>2008-08-13T23:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.918-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nails'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freak show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Freak</title><summary type='text'>Like my nails?I don't.  I pasted them on last night and I'm a cripple.[caption id="attachment_1574" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Fingernail Hell"][/caption]But hey...my hair looks almost as bad.I may just open my own freak show and charge a quarter a peep.   Maybe I'll get my own freak trailer and travel in freak style from one county carnival to another.  I'll eat caramel corn and hot </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4124085700999896331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4124085700999896331&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4124085700999896331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4124085700999896331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/freak.html' title='Freak'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1932686999146784977</id><published>2008-08-09T17:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.848-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mid life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blah'/><title type='text'>Mid Season Blahg...ahem...blog post</title><summary type='text'>...sometimes I can feel myself drifting into what might be called a mid life crisis only it doesn't feel so dramatic as the word "crisis" implies.  It just feels...lonesome...empty...dull...useless.  I can see the days as they number on and on and I don't find myself changing anything, helping anyone, or doing anything to make a difference anymore.  My kids are growing up and they don't seem to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1932686999146784977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1932686999146784977&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1932686999146784977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1932686999146784977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/mid-season-blahgahemblog-post.html' title='Mid Season Blahg...ahem...blog post'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4650225082552713685</id><published>2008-08-08T16:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.833-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cowboy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='read'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book'/><title type='text'>Read This Book &amp; Stuff</title><summary type='text'>Just finished Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult.  As always I love her characters and the book stays open and available for me to read every spare second I have.  Heartbreaking scenario.  Really.  Read it.  I think it should be on the reading list for teens too.  Maybe.  You'll see what I mean after you go get it.Our next big event at the coffee shop is COWBOY DAYS the last week of August.  Yippee</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4650225082552713685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4650225082552713685&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4650225082552713685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4650225082552713685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-this-book-stuff.html' title='Read This Book &amp;amp; Stuff'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-1671859194981691309</id><published>2008-08-04T15:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.819-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Key Lime'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Key Lime Chicken At Shirley K's</title><summary type='text'>I tried a sauce recipe from the cookbook Andrew brought me from the Bahamas.  We used the tangy lime mayo for our grilled mesquite chicken breast panini today.  The sandwich also had roasted red peppers and Pepper jack cheese which we served on grilled foccacia bread.  Delicious.  The sauce was, mayo, Roses Lime and a few spices.  Creamy with a bite!  Only thing I would change would be to add a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/1671859194981691309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=1671859194981691309&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1671859194981691309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/1671859194981691309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/key-lime-chicken-at-shirley-k.html' title='Key Lime Chicken At Shirley K&amp;#39;s'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-3987904154257108681</id><published>2008-08-01T21:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.806-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bacardi Silver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mojito'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><title type='text'>Cheers!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/3987904154257108681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=3987904154257108681&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3987904154257108681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/3987904154257108681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/08/cheers.html' title='Cheers!'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4619580783655342834</id><published>2008-07-30T19:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.792-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gong show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Esther Had a Cute...Hot...Wet...Pussy...Cat</title><summary type='text'>Should NOT have been GONGED!hee hee hee...whew...was that funny.  Wish I could have seen the  hole whole show!If that link doesn't work...try THIS ONE!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4619580783655342834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4619580783655342834&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4619580783655342834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4619580783655342834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/esther-had-cutehotwetpussycat.html' title='Esther Had a Cute...Hot...Wet...Pussy...Cat'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-838240210608552543</id><published>2008-07-30T19:27:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T19:27:49.035-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gong show'/><title type='text'>New Gong Show</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/838240210608552543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=838240210608552543&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/838240210608552543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/838240210608552543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/new-gong-show.html' title='New Gong Show'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-7873772454722674569</id><published>2008-07-30T00:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.776-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Son'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bahamas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Andrew in the Bahamas</title><summary type='text'>[caption id="attachment_1547" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Andrew and someone on the beach in the Bahamas"][/caption]On a science trip called Wild Studies...NO...not girls gone wild people get your head out of the GUTTER!  PLEASE!  http://www.wildstudies.com .  He should be home Thursday.  I hope to have more pictures then.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/7873772454722674569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=7873772454722674569&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7873772454722674569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/7873772454722674569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/andrew-in-bahamas.html' title='Andrew in the Bahamas'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4617011899390998405</id><published>2008-07-29T01:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.683-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='garage sale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Just Bitch Slap Me !</title><summary type='text'>If I ever ever ever ever ever ever have another garage sale again as long as I shall live amen!  I could tell you all about setting up the sale and the mountains of "crap" that was assembled on tables made of bi-fold ( I like to call them bisexual) doors and milk cartons, doors and saw horses and old ping pong tables and the amount of time it took to sort, place and mark the "crap" and then the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4617011899390998405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4617011899390998405&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4617011899390998405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4617011899390998405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/just-bitch-slap-me.html' title='Just Bitch Slap Me !'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4053806373194762845</id><published>2008-07-26T04:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.670-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='garage sale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='storm'/><title type='text'>Sleep Deprived</title><summary type='text'>City Wide garage sale day.joyYet, in a way, it will be.  I will be at the shop making scones and coffee and frappuccino's and other people will be running my garage sale.  I'm sure fun will be had by all....hahahahahaha.  Everyone came to set it up last night.  LB Fart brought a cooler with many beers and that was nice.  During the "set up" though, we noticed something.  It looked stormy.  On the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4053806373194762845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4053806373194762845&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4053806373194762845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4053806373194762845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/sleep-deprived.html' title='Sleep Deprived'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-4095394100535036552</id><published>2008-07-24T19:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.507-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bike ride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat rolls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' on a Roadbike</title><summary type='text'>It's 100 degrees(yet falling gently falling) and I'm going to go for a bike ride.  How stupid is that.  Must go change into my super tight large ass padded britches and big top that pushes up and contorts fat rolls and accentuates the fact that it does this.  agh...what the hell is wrong with me...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/4095394100535036552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=4095394100535036552&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4095394100535036552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/4095394100535036552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/rollin-rollin-rollin-on-roadbike.html' title='Rollin&amp;#39; Rollin&amp;#39; Rollin&amp;#39; on a Roadbike'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782218.post-6860276998442739634</id><published>2008-07-23T18:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:47:40.493-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='summer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wine and Dine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>A Repost Cuz I Feel Like it Damnit! aka Short Poem</title><summary type='text'>Short PoemSummer loomsMy ass bloomstake me away Calgonif bubbles wont floatmy troubles awayJose Cuervo, lime and salthit me with a double!Ole'!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/feeds/6860276998442739634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782218&amp;postID=6860276998442739634&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6860276998442739634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782218/posts/default/6860276998442739634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dashboardconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/repost-cuz-i-feel-like-it-damnit-aka.html' title='A Repost Cuz I Feel Like it Damnit! aka Short Poem'/><author><name>Sheryl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03724432391346396653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taHq0eH50cI/Svuau-gk5VI/AAAAAAAAA_A/Yl1x2gwgJDw/S220/mssyhar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
